Indecision can kill

Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the water.
As the temperature of the water rises, the frog is able to
adjust its body temperature
accordingly.
The frog keeps on adjusting with increase in temperature.
Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the
frog is not able to adjust anymore.
At that point the frog decides to jump out.
The frog tries to jump but is unable to do so, because it
has lost all its strength in adjusting with the rising water
temperature.
Very soon the frog dies.
What killed the frog?
Many of us would say the boiling water.
But the truth about what killed the frog was its own
inability to decide when it had to jump out.
We all need to adjust with people and situations, but we
need to be sure when we need to adjust and when we
need to move on.
There are times when we need to face the situation and
take the appropriate action.
If we allow people to exploit us physically, mentally,
emotionally or financially, they will continue to do so...
We have to decide when to jump. Let us jump while we
still have the strength.
GOOD MORNING
TGIF

KOFI BABONI

(THIS POST IS RATED PG 18 MEANING ENO BE KIDDIES DEMA POST LE
DAASE)
#PREVIOUSLY ON #EPISODE7
(......SHE GRABBED MY HAND AS I BANGED HER ,HER GRIP WAS SOO
TIGHT..
''AAA AAA AAMM CUUUMING ,IM CUMMMING...'' SHE GROAND IN A
LOW TONE..
I CLD FEEL MY SPERMS RUSHIN OUT ,I TRIED PULLING OUT BUT IT
WAS TOO LATE...
I CAME IN HER,NOW I FUCKED UP....)
......I LET OUT A LOW GROAN AS HER TIGHT PUSSY SPASMED AROUND
MY THICK LONG DICK,SHE SHUDDERED AS SHE FELT MY CUM IN HER
WOMB,,,
FOR MY AGE I HAD A VERY BIG DICK JUST LIKE MY DAD,BUT BACK TO
DE MATTER SHIT JUST GOT REAL AS I SPEWED ALL MY CUM IN HER ..
SHE MOANED ,GROANED ,WRIGGLED AND VIBRATED LIKE A TECHNO
T9 HANDSET,I MUST CONFESS UNLIKE HER BREATH HER PUSSY WAS
DAMN GOOD,THE INSIDE WAS PINKY AND LOOKED JUICY..
I COLLAPSED ONTOP OF HER AS THE CLIMAX SUCKED ALL THE
ENERGY FROM ME,I LAY ONTOP OF HER BUT WITH MA FACE ON HER
SHOULDER..
SHE SLOWLY PUSHED ME ASIDE WRAPPED HER ARMS AROUND ME
AND RESTED HER HEAD ON MY SHOULDER,
''THANK YOU'' SHE WHISPERED..
I COULD FEEL HER HANDS SEARCHING TRU MY BOXERS FOR MY
DICK,SHE GRABBED IT AND PULLED IT OUT...
HER FINGERS FIRMLY WRAPPED AROUND IT,..
''I LOVE UR DICK,ITS SOO HUGE''
SHE SAID..
BEFORE I COULD UTTER A WORD MY DICK WAS ALREADY IN HER
MOUTH,SHE LICKED THE HEAD OF MY DICK LIKE A CANDY BAR...
SHE SUCKED AND USED HER TONGUE SOO WELL AROUND THE HEAD,I
WAS EXHAUSTED BUT HELL YEAH I WAS ENJOYING THIS...
SHE LICKED DOWN MY DICK SHAFT ,I FOUND MYSELF SLIDING HER
PANTY ASIDE AS SUCK GAVE ME HEAD...
I SLOWLY RUBBED HER CLITS ,..
''MMM OH YEAA FINGER ME''
SHE MOANED..
SHE GRABBED MY NUTTSACK AND GENTLY CARESSED EM..
SHE LICKED ALL THE WAY DOWN MY BALLS,THIS GIRL WAS DRIVING
ME CRAZY,I THOUGHT I WAS SPOILT BUT DAMN THIS GIRL WAS PASS
THE WORD SPOILT...
I SLID A FINGER INTO HER WET SLIMMY PUSSYHOLE,SHE WAS SOO
WET MY FINGER WAS DROWNING IN HER JUICE..
I CURLED MY FINGER LIKE A HOOK AS I FINGER FUCKED HER,MY
THUMB RUBBIN HER PINK CLITS LIKE A JOYSTICK..
MY DICK SWELLED AS I REACHD ORGASM,I JUST LET IT ALL SPLASH
OUT ON HER FACE,,AND SURPRISINGLY SHE OPENED HER MOUTH AND
SWALLOWED MY CUM...
I FINGERED HER FASTER AND FASTER UNTILL SHE REACHED ORGASM,
HER PUSSY SPASMED AROUND MY FINGER...
I PULLED IT OUT SLOWLY..
''TOOOW!!'' WAS THE SOUND IT MADE AS I PULLED OUT MY FINGER
LIKE CHAMPAGNE COCK..
WE FELL ASLEEP IN EACH OTHERS ARM..
I WAS AWAKIN BY THE CROWS OF THE COCKS OUTSIDE I OPENED MY
EYES AS SUNLIGHT FELL ON MY FACE FROM AN OPEN WINDOW...
I REALIZED MY BOXERS LAYED BESIDE ME,AND MY DICK HAD AS A
ROCK..
''OH NO NO NO,''
I BLURTED OUT AS I QUICKLY GRABBED MY BOXERS AND PUT IT ON..
DID DAD SEE US LIKE THIS ON THE FLOOR..
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FINE OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN (EPISODE 9)

The Supreme Court has declared the ongoing

The Supreme Court has declared the ongoing
processes of the district level election
unconstitutional.
Friday's decision compels the country's
elections governing body, the Electoral
Commission to suspend the processes of the
elections which were scheduled for March, this
year.
The Court ordered the commission to start all
over again CI 85; a legal instrument which seeks
to demarcate electoral boundaries for the
district elections in 2015.
In a unanimous decision by seven judges, the
Supreme Court said the current process was not
grounded in any law.
Lawyer for the Electoral Commission James
Quarshie Idun has had a difficult time
convincing the court on the basis on which the
E.C disqualified an applicant Benjamin Eyi
Mensah.
The aggrieved aspirant then charged to court
and has with the ruling obtained a favourable
result.
Patronage at local level elections have usually
been low. But with increased advertisement on
radio and TV, it was expected that turn-ohut this
year would be better.
From the ruling, low voter turn-outs would be
the least of the E.C's concerns.
Joy news

Never Judge

  My boss drove a luxury car everyday and it was my duty to greet him and to open the gates for him, as I worked as a watchman in his villa. But he never responded back to my greetings.
One day he saw me opening the garbage bags outside the villa in search for any left over food. But, as usual he never even looked at me, it was like as if he never saw anything!
The very next day I saw a paper bag at the same place, but it was clean and the food inside was covered well. It was fresh and good food like someone had just brought it from the supermarket. I didn't bother as to where it came from, I just took the paper bag and I was so happy about it.
Every day I found this paper bag at the same place with fresh vegetables and all that we needed for home. This became my daily routine. I was eating and sharing this food with my wife and kids.
I was wondering who this fool could be?! To forget his paper bag full of fresh food everyday.
One day there was a big problem in the villa and I was told that my boss has died. There were too many guests coming to the villa that day and I didn't get any food that day, so I thought that one of the guests must have taken it. But the same thing happened the 2nd day, the 3rd day and the 4th day.
It went on like this for a few weeks and I found it difficult to provide food for my family, so I decided to ask the wife of my boss for a raise in my salary or else I would quit my job as a watchman.
After I told her, she was shocked, and asked me, how come u never complained about your salary for the last 2 years? And why is this salary not enough for you now?!
I gave her so many excuses but she was never convinced! Finally in the end, I decided to tell her the truth, I told her the entire story of the bag of groceries, and as to how it was my daily provision.. She then asked me as to when this stopped? I told her after the death of her husband. And then I realised that I stopped seeing the paper bag immediately after the death of my boss.
Why didn't I ever think of this before? That it was my boss who was providing this for me? I guess it was because I never thought that a person who never replied to my greetings could ever be this generous!
His wife started to cry and I told her to please stop crying and that I'm really sorry that I asked for a raise, I didn't know that it was your husband who was providing me with the meals, il remain as a watchman and be happy to provide my service.
His wife told me, I'm crying bcoz I've finally found the 7th person my husband was giving this bag full of food. I knew my husband was giving 7 people everyday, I had already found the 6 people, and all these days I was searching for the 7th person. And today I found out.
From that day onwards, I started to receive the bag full of food again, bt this time his son was bringing it to my house and giving it to my hand. But whenever I thanked him, he never replied! Just like his dad!
One day, I told him THANK YOU in a very loud voice! He replied back to me to please not be offended when he doesn't reply, because he has a hearing problem, just like his dad! ��������
Oh May God forgive us all, for we have all, as humans, judged another person without knowing the real story behind their actions.. May God forgive us all and guide us towards the right path in life.

THE SCHOOL CALLED MARRIAGE

Marriage is the only school where
u get the Certificate before you start. It's also a school where you will never graduate.

It's a school without a break or a
free period.

It's a school where no one is
allowed to drop out.

It's a school you will have to attend
every day of
your life.

It's a school where there is no sick
leave or holidays.

It's a school founded by God:

1. On the foundation of love.

2. The walls are made out of trust.

3. The door made out of
acceptance.

4. The windows made out of
understanding.

5. The furniture made out of
blessings.

6. The roof made out of faith.
Be reminded that you are just a
student not the
principal.

God is the only Principal.
Even in times of storms, don't be
unwise and run
outside.

Keep in mind that, this school is
the safest place to
be.

Never go to sleep before
completing your
assignments for the day.

Never forget the C-word. Communicate.

Communicate to your classmate (Spouse)
and to the Principal
If you find out something in your
classmate
that you do not appreciate.

Remember your classmate is also
just a student not a graduate, God is not finished with
him/her yet. So take it as a challenge and work on it together.

Do not forget to study the Holy
Book (the main textbook of this school).

Start each day with a sacred
assembly and end it the same way. Sometimes you will
feel like not attending classes, yet you have to.

When tempted to quit find courage
and continue.
Some tests and exams may be
tough but remember the Principal knows how much you
can bear and yet
it's a school better than any other.

It's one of the best schools on
earth; joy, peace and
happiness accompany each lesson
of the day.

Different subjects are offered in
this school, yet
love is the major subject.

After all the years of theorizing
about it, now you
have a chance to practice it.

To be loved is a good thing, but to
love is the
greatest privilege of them all.

Marriage is a place of love, so love
your spouse. More grace from
God. Send this to all your married
friends and those who are yet to enroll in the school.

Typical Ghanaian Pronunciation

Typical Ghanaian
pronounciations ****
1. Junction - Janshin
2. gang leader - gangalia
3. traffic indicator -Traffigator
4. balloon -baaluu
5. By all means - byomis
6. Photographer - camera man
6. Francis - Flancis
7. toothpaste -pepsodent
8. Light Soup - Lyyy Soup
9. Hearts of oak -Hass of oaks
10. Hamburger - AM BOOGA
11. Antagonist. - Killer
12. climax -last show
13. underpants -dross
14. Brazil -Braizay
15. Bloody fool - bledi fool
16. The iron shocked - The iron keeked me.
17. Hands up......Ansup
18. Old lady......Olady
19. Old man.....Oluman
20. Here you are..... Oyiwa
21. Lights out..... Light off
22. Teacher.........checha
23. Despite..........Despy
24. Town Council...tankas
25. Belt....bellet
26. Roundabout-Ranabout
27. Film- frim
28. Get away- Gelaway
29. Stew - stuw
30. Cartoons - toys
31. Day nursery- den nesil
32. Screw driver- school driver
33. Sachet water - pure water
34. Bottled water- voltic
35. Salmon - saimon
36. Kerosene- kresin
37. Juggle a soccer ball with the
foot - TOTAS
38. Ghana querade- tseetsee or ankos
39. Spectacle-Sp3sss
40. Spaghetti- talia
41. Coal pot-cropot
42. Chewing gum - Chingam
43. Sanding paper -Sampepa
45. Noodles - indomie
46.exhaust pipe-ajaus pipe
47. Tea bread - tea bled
48. vulganizer-burganisa
I love my country Ghana!!!!

Sex Position

A UK-based Nigerian pastor of Complete in Christ Church (CICC),
Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo has warned married couples against
unholy sexual acts.
In a video released months ago, he claimed he saw people being
punished in hell for immoral and unholy sexual acts that include
oral sex, masturbation, Blow Jobs, acts of bondage and positions
like ‘doggy’ and ‘cowgirl’.
See excerpts below:
“The Lord told Pastor Oladejo that His children are confused, so
they must be warned about these sins that are taking them to
hell, so they will not perish. He visually showed him these
people’s sins on the “judgment screen” and audibly warned
against married couples masturbating on their beds, looking at
pornography, oral sex, trying different styles of sexual
intercourse to “spice it up,” such as “doggie style” penetration
from behind, and various positions, including the wife on top
(e.g., so-called “rocking horse,” “cowboy,” or “cowgirl”
positions), and hanging your wife (a type of domination and
bondage position, involving tying her down, intended to simulate
rape). He said the only position that is holy in God’s sight is the
face-to-face position with the husband on top.”
On Missionary as the Only Holy Position
It is well known what the “missionary position” is and why it is
called that, for the reason this pastor explained. Missionaries of
old who taught their converts about true holiness would teach
them that in the marriage bed, face to face with the husband on
top is the only position that God has sanctioned. That is a
landmarker or boundary stone that was laid by people before this
evil generation was born that you and I who live today are a part
of. That was a boundary stone. We have moved that stone, so
we could try new things to fulfill our lusts.”
The Scriptures the Lord gave the pastor were first of all Isaiah 33:14,
which says: "The sinners in Zion are terrified; trembling grips the
godless: 'Who of us can dwell with the consuming fire? Who of us can
dwell with everlasting burning ?'” He said that hell is so terrible that
once you see it, you will not ask any questions. If they told you to
stand up for the rest of your life, you would never want to sit down
again, if it meant you would avoid going to that place for eternity.
The second Scripture is Isaiah 24:4-5, which says, "The land suffers for
the sins of its people. The earth languishes, the crops wither, the skies
refuse their rain. The land is defiled by crime; the people have twisted
the laws of God and broken his everlasting commands ."  The Lord said
there are ordinances in the Scriptures about relations between a
husband and a wife, and His children have violated these ordinances.
If you read your Bible properly, as Jesus said through this pastor to do,
you will know the truth. You cannot dismiss this by saying that it is
not written in the Bible how a man and his wife are to properly have
sex. It is the same as smoking cigarettes. The Bible does not say
smoking cigarettes is sin, but we know intuitively that it is.
Secondly, the Word teaches us that the husband is the head of the
wife. "For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of
the church, his body, of which he is the Savior." (Eph 5:23; cf. 1 Cor
11:3). He is supposed to love his wife as Christ loved the Church, not
lust after her. He is supposed to take the lead in the relationship,
including in the marital bed.  His wife is not supposed to be the
aggressor or the one taking the lead. She is the responder to his love.

My Computer

Musah rings a technical support: Hello, my internet is not working properly

Officer: Ok, Double click on "My computer"

Musah: I can't see ur computer

Officer: No no, click on "My computer" on ur computer

Musah: How can I click on your computer from my computer?

Officer: listen, There is an icon labelled "My computer" on your computer Ok, double click on it.

Musah: what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?

Officer: Double click on ur computer

Musah: On which icon I've to click?

Officer: "My computer"

Musah: Ooh God, what type of problem is this?
Tell me where is ur office. I'll come there & click on ur "Computer."

One word for Musah...

Walking

"Walking" is the best exercise...! This year, 'Walk Away' from arguments that lead you to nowhere but anger. 'Walk Away' from people who deliberately put you down. 'Walk Away' from any thought that reduces your worth. 'Walk Away' from failures and fears that stifle your dreams. The more you 'Walk Away' from things that poison your soul, the happier your life would be. Give Yourself A Walk Towards Happiness . Amen

#KOFIBABONE (EPISODE 5)

#KOFIBABONE (EPISODE 5)
By Randy Sky Dastatusking
(THIS POST IS RATED PG 18 MEANING ENO BE KIDDIES DEMA POST LE
DAASE)
#PREVIOUSLY ON #EPISODE4
(.....WE EVEN FORGOT WE WERE NOT ALONE IN THE ROOM,HERJUICE
RUN DOWN MY FINGERS DOWN MY ARM,ALL THIS WHILE HER TEETH
WERE CLENCHD JUST SO SHE DOESNT UTTER A WORD AND GET US
CAUGHT..
ERRTHING WAS GOING ON WELL UNTILL SUDDENLY I HEARD ..
''IM CUUUUUMINGGGG!!''' ....)
....i QUICKLY RELEASED MY FINGER FROM HER WET PUSSY,MY HEART
WAS BEATING FAST..
..AS HER MUM REACHED CLIMAX,SHE WAS THE ONE WHO SHOUTED,I
HEAVED A BIG SIGH OF RELIEF,...SHE HUGGED MY DAD AND THEY
KISSED AS DAD GRABBED HER ASS AND SPANKED IT ''TAAAAAH''...
THEY HEADED FOR THE SHOWER,I WATCHED THEM AS I LAY ON THE
FLOOR YEA JUST ME AND MY HARD DICK,IT WAS LIKE THEY HAD
FORGOTTEN ABOUT US,DAD WAS GRINNING SHEEPISHLY FROM END TO
END AND IN MY HEAD I WAS LIKE ''EEII 3TW3 MA NIPA GYIMI''(EEII
SEX CAN BRING THE FOOL OUTTA PEOPLE)...
EVEN IN THE SHOWER I COULD HER THEM @ IT AGAIN,THE WOMAN
WAS THE LOUD TYPE ,SHE MOANED LOUDLY EVEN WITH THE SOUND
OF RUShing DROPS OF SHOWER..
FROM SPENDING QUITE LONG IN THE SHOWER THEY FINALLY WENT
TO BED,AND I KNEW THEY WER FAST ASLEEP COS BOTH OF THEM
WERE REALLY GOOD SNORERS..
I POKED THE GIRLS LEG TO SEE IF SHE WAS ASLEEP OR NOT,AND FOR
THE FIRST TIME SHE SPOKE TO ME..
''YES IM NOT ASLEEP'' SHE WHISPERED..
''COME DOWN HERE'' I TOLD HER..
SHE CAME DOWN AND LAYED BESIDE ME,IN THE DARK HER EYES LIKE
SNAKE SLITS PIERCING INTO MA EYES..
I STARTED KISSING HER PASSIONATELY,WHILE I FONDLED ANC
CARESSED HER SMALL BOOBS,HER BIG NIPPLES WHERE SOO ERECT..
MA DICK WAS BULGING IN MY SHORTS,SURPRISINGLY I FELT HER
HANDS SEARCHIN FOR MY BONER,SHE GRABBLED IT IN MY SHORTS
''MMMM ITS SOO HARD'' SHE SAID..
I UNZIPPED MY SHORTS AND SHE PULLED MY DICK OUT,HELD IT LIKE
SHE WAS HOLDING INTO A MIC AND ABOUT TO SING PRAISES AND
WORSHIP @ CHURCH..
SHE STARTED SUCKING IT,SLOWLY,STEADY AND SEDUCTIVELY,MY
DICK WAS A MOUTHFUL FOR HERE,..
''MMM MMM MMM'' WAS THE SOUND SHE MADE AS SHE GAVE ME
HEAD LIKE A PROFESSIONAL,MADE ME WONDER WERE SHE LEARNT
THAT FROM...
THO IT WAS TICKLISH AND KINDA PAINFUL COS HER TEETH WAS
SCRATCHING THE TIP OF MA DICK,I CLDNT COMPLAIN COS IT WAS
DAMN SWEET AND I WAS ENJOYING IT ..
I GENTLY LIFTED HER HEAD AND PUSHED HER BACK AS I PULLED OFF
HER SOAKED PANTY,I LIFTED HER SKIRT TEASED HER PUSSY WITH MY
DICKHEAD...
HER PUSSY GOT WETTER AND WETTER,I COULD SEE HER JUICE
DRIPPING FROM HER PUSSY AS I TEASED...
''PLEASE FUCK ME NOW'' SHE BEGGED..
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.TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 6..
DNT MISS IT..

WISDOM FOR WIVES!

WISDOM FOR WIVES! -: As a Wife, Your BEAUTY attracts your husband, but your WISDOM will continue to keep him! Your ELEGANCE catches his ATTENTION, but your INTELLIGENCE convinces him! NAGGING irritates your husband, but your "Constructive Silence" weakens him! Remember that the "boyish" character in your husband comes out occasionally, But your ability to always handle it, is a sign that you are a MATURED WIFE! Every man has "Secret Struggles and Pains, including your husband, if you should ever find them out from him, Please exhibit the greatest maturity by asking the Originator of your marriage, (THE HOLY SPIRIT) to help you with USEFUL IDEAS, that you will suggest to him (your husband)! In the long-run, your WORDS matters to your husband than your "LOOKS"! So always invest the RIGHT WORDS! Earn your husband's respect and he will consider you as the yard-stick for all his actions! Learn to mould your husband's moods, and he will naturally give you his "FUTURE" as he recalls your maturity in the past issues! Note that, WOMEN are everywhere, but REAL WIVES are scarce, let the QUEEN in you come alive, and your husband will always hold you in a very HIGH ESTEEM! Please don't be selfish, forward this to every wife you know, so that we will together make the "BEST MARRIAGES" In our society at large! I just did my own part! May the GRACE of GOD help us!
Pls share with your wives
They are already doing 80%......add the 20%

My Computer

Musah rings a technical support: Hello, my internet is not working properly

Officer: Ok, Double click on "My computer"

Musah: I can't see ur computer

Officer: No no, click on "My computer" on ur computer

Musah: How can I click on your computer from my computer?

Officer: listen, There is an icon labelled "My computer" on your computer Ok, double click on it.

Musah: what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?

Officer: Double click on ur computer

Musah: On which icon I've to click?

Officer: "My computer"

Musah: Ooh God, what type of problem is this?
Tell me where is ur office. I'll come there & click on ur "Computer."

One word for Musah...

A LESSON FROM A DONKEY

A LESSON FROM A DONKEY
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.
They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.
At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.
He was astonished at what he saw.
With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.
The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.
Each of our troubles is a steppingstone.
We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less from people but -more from God.
You have two choices...smile and close this page, or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson !!-
"Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections��������

#KOFIBABONE (EPISODE 4

#KOFIBABONE (EPISODE 4)
By Randy Sky Dastatusking
(THIS POST IS RATED PG 18 MEANING ENO BE KIDDIES DEMA POST LE
DAASE)
#PREVIOUSLY ON #EPISODE3
(....SHE TURNED AROUND HER ASS FACING HIM,AND HE HELD HIS
DICK UP AS SHE SAT ON IT SLOWLY ..
''AASH MMM AAA''
SHE MOANED SHE WENT DOWN ON HIS DICK INCH BY INCH....)
........FROM THE FOOT OF THE OTHER SOFA WHERE I LAYED I COULD
SEE MY DADS LONG DICK IN HER PUSSY IT WAS WET AS SHE MOVED
UP AND DOWM,AND THE TV LIGHT REFLECTING ON HER JUICE ON HIS
DICK...
I WAS SOO HARD AND RESTLESS,I WATCHED AS SHE BOUNCED UP
AND DOWN HER HEAVY AND THICK BOOBS BOUNCING AND SWAYING
IN THE PROCESS...
SHE GRABBED HER ASS AND OPENED IT LIKE MARGERINE BEEM
SPREAD IN BETWEEN SLICES OF BREAD,
''MMM AAH OH MY GOD,YEAAA''
SHE MOANED AS SHE WENT UP AND DOWN ON THE LONG DICK...
DAD HELD HER WAIST AIDING HER,SHE WAS WINDING AND TWISTING
ON HIS DICK LIKE A COWGIRL @ THE RODEO,SWEAT TRICKLED DOWN
HER FACE,HER EYES WERE SHUT TIGHT AS SHE WAS ENJOYED THE
PLEASURE...
DAT LISTED HER OFF HIS DICK,MADE HER TURN AROUND WITH HER
BIG ASS FACEING HIM AND BOTH HANDS HOLDIN ONTO THE SOFA,..
OMG HER MEAT PIE WAS THERE PAFOOO BETWEEN HER THIGHS LIKE
A BEEHIVE,DAD STOOD BEHIND HER,GRABBED HIS DICK AND TAPPED
HER ASS WITH IT..
..HE RUBBED HIS SHAFT ON HER WET PUSSY TEASINGLY,I CLD HEAR
HER MOAN IN RESPONSE,HE RUBBED THE CHARMELEON LIKE HEAD
OF HIS DICK TRU HER DRIPPING WET PUSSY...
INSERTED IT SHALLOW TWICE BEFORE GOIN DEEP,HER KNEES
BUCKLED AND I COULD SEE HER CLENCHING ON THE SOFA,HER
FINGERS SINKING INTO THE SOFA..
''CHOOM TOMPA CHOOOM TOMPA TOMPA CHOOM CHOOM TOMPA''
WAS THE SOUND MADE FROM ERR THRUST HE MADE IN HER,HIS
BALLS EEII MY DADS BALLS WHERE LIKE A SHEEPS BALLS VERY
BIG,IT KEPT HITTING HER PUSSY AND IT LOOKED LIKE SHE ENJOYED
IT WELL WELL..
I COULD SEE THE GIRL TOUCHING HER PUSSY ABOVE ME,I STRETCHED
MY HANDS SLOWLY PUSHED HER PANTY ASIDE AND INSERTED A
FINGER IN HER,I KEPT FINGERING HER WET PUSSY SLOWLY AND
CAUTIOUSLY JUST SO WE DONT GET CAUGHT..
FOR A WHILE MY MIND WAS OFF MY DAD AND THE WOMAN,MY
FOCUS WAS ON THE GIRLS PUSSY,FINGERED HER FASTER AND
FASTER,SHE GRABBED MY HAND AND HELPED TO PUSH MY FINGER IN
DEEPER..
WE EVEN FORGOT WE WERE NOT ALONE IN THE ROOM,HERJUICE RUN
DOWN MY FINGERS DOWN MY ARM,ALL THIS WHILE HER TEETH WERE
CLENCHD JUST SO SHE DOESNT UTTER A WORD AND GET US
CAUGHT..
ERRTHING WAS GOING ON WELL UNTILL SUDDENLY I HEARD ..
''IM CUUUUUMINGGGG!!''' ....
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OBOI YAWA DON GAS ANAA...
TO FIND OUT DONT MISS EPISODE 5..
LE DAASE

PATIENCE AND WISDOM IS GREAT GAIN...

PATIENCE AND WISDOM IS GREAT GAIN...

A father left 17 Camels as an Asset for his Three Sons.

When the Father passed away, his sons opened up the will.

The Will of the Father stated that the Eldest son should get Half of his 17 Camels,

The Middle Son should be given 1/3rd of the 17 Camels,

Youngest Son should be given 1/9th of the 17 the Camels.

As it was not possible to divide 17 into two equal halves or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the sons begun fighting each other.

So, they decided to go to a wise man.

The wise man listened patiently to the Will and thereafter gave this thought; he brought one camel of his own & added to the 17. That increased the total to 18 camels.

Now, he started reading the deceased father’s will.

Half of 18 = 9.
So he gave 9 camels
to the eldest son.

1/3rd of 18 = 6.
So he gave 6 camels
to the 2nd son.

1/9th of 18 = 2.
So he gave 2 camels
to the youngest son.

Now add this up:
9 + 6 + 2 = 17 &
This leaves 1 camel,
which the wise man took back.

MORAL: The attitude of negotiation & problem solving is to find the 18th camel i.e. the common ground. Once a person is able to find the common ground, the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times.

However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any!

If you liked this story,  please share with all. You might spark a thought, inspire & possibly change a life forever!

No more looong arguments.
Have a blissful day.

The Wonderful Husband

The Wonderful Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and
begins to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me.  Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000.  Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you really like it.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2015
Models.  I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$98,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great!  Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year
is back on the market.  They're asking $950,000.'

MAN: 'well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.  They will
probably take it.  If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's
really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK.  I'll see you later!  I love you so much!  You’re so generous!'

MAN: “You’re worth it.  'Bye!'

The man hangs up.  The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, with mouths agape.

The wonderful husband turns and asks: "Anybody knows whose phone this is?";)��

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MP VRS HR

Funny Joke!

Interview Start

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HR : what is your name?

Mike : MP sir

HR : In full please...

Mike : Michael Phang

HR : your father's name?

Mike : MP sir

HR : what does that mean?

Mike : Melvin Phang

HR : your native place?

Mike : MP sir

HR : what's that?

Mike : Malacca Province

HR : what is your qualification?

Mike : MP

HR : (angry) what is thaat?!!!

Mike : Mathematics Professor

HR : so why do you need a job?

Mike : it is because of MP sir

HR : meaning?

Mike : Money Problems

HR : would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

Mike : MP sir..

HR : and what is that??

Mike : Marvelous Personality

HR : I see... I will get back to you..

Mike : sir, how was my MP sir?

HR : and what's that again?

Mike : My Performance..

HR : I think u hv an MP..

Mike : meaning??

HR : Mental Problem!!!

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Send to  friends.......

#KOFIBABONE #SEASON2(EPISODE 3)

#KOFIBABONE #SEASON2(EPISODE 3)
By Randy Sky Dastatusking
#PREVIOUSLY ON #EPISODE2.....
(.....I GRABBED HER WAIST AND ALSO
COUNTERED HER MOVEMENTS..
''AAH AAAH OH MY GOD IM LOVING THIS''..
SHE BLURTED..
I PLACED A HAND @ HER BACK AND INCREASED
THE TEMPO MAKING ERR THRUST HARDER..
AND THAT WAS WHEN WE HEARD THE KNOCK
ON THE DOOR...)
......MY HEART BEGUN TO BEAT FAST,WE BOTH
STOPPED MOVING WE LITTERALLY FROZE...
''MAMA!!''..
IT WAS THE VOICE OF AUNTIE ESI'S DAUGHTER
ABENA'S ,WHY WAS SHE HOME BY THIS TIME..
I WAS GRIPPED WITH FEAR AND PANIC,..
BUT I NEVER LOST MY ERECTION I WAS STILL
HARD IN AUNTIE ESI AS SHE SAT ON ME WITH
HER FAT ASS..
SHE PLACED A FINGER ON HER LIPS TELLING ME
TO REMAIN SILENT AND NOT UTTER A WORD..
''MAMA ARE U IN THERE?''..
ABENA SAID FROM BEHIND THE DOOR AS SHE
KNOCKED..
WE HEARD FOOTSTEPS MOVING AWAY FROM
THE DOOR AND THEN THERE WAS SILENCE,..
SHE WAS GONE I ASSUMED,WE WAITED FOR A
WHILE BEFORE AUNTIE ESI SLOWLY BEGUN
MOVING UP AND DOWN MY LONG DICK AGAIN...
HER PUSSY WAS SOAKED WET ,SUNRAYS FROM
THE WINDOW SHIMMERING ON HER GLOSSY
JUICE AROUND MY DICK...
HER PUBICS WAS GLITTERING DUE TO ITS
WETNESS,I HELD HER WAIST AND GUIDED HER
UP AND DOWN MY SHAFT..
SHE LET OUT LOW MOANS BUT SHE KEPT IT
DOWN,SHE WAS REALLY CAREFULL JUST SO SHE
DOESNT RAISE ANY SUSPICION FROM
OUTSIDE...
SHE GOT UP FROM MY DICK SLOWLY BENT
OVER AND HELD THE CENTER TABLE IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE HALL RYT INFRONT OF THE
SOFA..
HER ASS AND PUSSY LOOKING SOO YUMMY
FROM BEHIND,THE VIEW FROM BEHIND MADE ME
MORE HARD...
I STOOD UP PLACED A HAND ON THE BACK OF
HER WAIST,BENT DOWN A LITTLE AS I INSERTED
MY THICK AND LONG DICK IN HER WET AGED
PUSSY..
STARTED MOVING IN AND OUT HER IN A SLOW
TEMPO, IT HEIGHTENED GRADUALLY AND I WAS
BANGING HER SOO HARD AND FAST A MINUTE
OR TWO LATER...
SHE MOANED OUTTA ECSTACY,SHE LEG GO OF
THE TABLE BENT DOWN MORE AND PLACED HER
ELBOWS ON THE TABLED..
DAAMN!! THIS WAS TOO MUCH,THE ASS ALONE
WAS NOT CHILDS PLAY,I GRABBED THE ASS AS
I CONTINUED TO FUCK HER HARDER AND
HARDER...
HE MOANS AROUSED ME THE MORE..
HER PUSSY WALLS WHERE SOO SLIPERY,..
SHE TURNED AROUND SAY ON TABLE AND
RAISED HER LEGS IN THE AIR,I GRABBED THEM
AND STILL SUSPENDED IN THE AIR I
PENETRATED HER...
''PAAH PAAAH PAAH!!''
WAS THE SOUND MADE AS MY BALLS TAPPED
HER WET PUSSY AFTER ERR THRUST...
SHE HELD HER BIG BOOBS AND WAS SQUEEZING
THEM..
I PLACED HER LEGS ON MY SHOULDER
CONTINUED MOVING IN AND OUT ...
''OH MY GOD KOFI AAH MMM AASHH YEAA
HARDER HARDER...''
SHE MUMMURED WITH HER EYES SHUT AS SHE
ENJOYED THE MOMENT....
AND THEN HER FONEE STARTED RINGING
SUDDENLY,..
WE WHERE STALTED COS IT WAS ON THE TABLE
AND ON VIBRATION..
SHE IGNORED IT ..
BUT THE CALLER KEPT CALLING..
SHE PICKED THE FONE I SEIZED MOTION ,SHE
CHECK THE FONE AND GUES WHO IT WAS....
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....TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT DONT
MISS #EPISODE4....

Missing bicycle

A kid Went 2d Police 2 Report About His Lost Bicycle!
KID: My new bicycle has been stolen.
POLICE: Wen did u notice?
KID: Dis morning.
POLICE: Do u ve a suspect?
KID: Yes, my mum & dad.
POLICE: Y do u suspect dem?
KID: bcos @ mid 9t I heard mum saying: make it stand well so I can sit on it very well & dad said: climb up fast b4 it falls. I den heard mum say: Push Slowly Slowly dont Hurt me!
Police: Hahaha boy na senior bicycle b dat ooo... not urs!
Don't laugh alone ooo. pass it on..

Missing bicycle

A kid Went 2d Police 2 Report About His Lost Bicycle!
KID: My new bicycle has been stolen.
POLICE: Wen did u notice?
KID: Dis morning.
POLICE: Do u ve a suspect?
KID: Yes, my mum & dad.
POLICE: Y do u suspect dem?
KID: bcos @ mid 9t I heard mum saying: make it stand well so I can sit on it very well & dad said: climb up fast b4 it falls. I den heard mum say: Push Slowly Slowly dont Hurt me!
Police: Hahaha boy na senior bicycle b dat ooo... not urs!
Don't laugh alone ooo. pass it on..

'ICE' (In Case of Emergency)

The Federal Road Safety Commission
has just come out with the concept of
“ICE”..Please read carefully, it may
save your life or that of someone you
know" We all carry our mobile
phones with names numbers stored
in its memory. If we were to be
involved in an accident or were taken
ill, the people attending us would
have our mobile phone but wouldn't
know who to call. Yes, there are
hundreds of numbers stored but
which one is the contact person in
case of an emergency? Hence this
'ICE' (In Case of Emergency)
Campaign. The concept of 'ICE' is
catching on quickly. It is a method of
contact during emergency situations.
As mobile phones are carried by the
majority of the population, all you
need to do is store the number of a
contact person or persons who
should be contacted during
emergency under the name 'ICE' ( In
Case Of Emergency). The idea was
thought up by a paramedic who found
that when he went to the scenes of
accidents there were always mobile
phones with patients but they didn't
know which number to call. He
therefore thought that it would be a
good idea if there was a nationally
recognized name for this purpose. In
an emergency situation, Emergency
Service personnel and hospital staff
would be able to quickly contact the
right person by simply dialling the
number you have stored as 'ICE'.
Please forward this. It won't take too
many 'forwards' before everybody
will know about this. It really could
save your life, or put a loved one's
mind at rest. For more than one
contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2
and ICE3 etc. PASS THIS AROUND
AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AS
THIS CAN HELP IN AN
EMERGENCY"..

"HOW I KILLED MY WIFE INADVERTENTLY" HUSBANDS AND WIVES, DON'T PROLONG YOUR QUARRELS.

Yesterday, I went to interview a preacher. He came three hours late to his church, venue of our meeting and I was a bit angry. But when he explained what kept him, not only did I forgive him quickly and learned some lessons, but I decided to share this with you so that some of us could learn.

Husbands and wives should learn how to settle their quarrels without delay. I have seen situations where couples allow simple disagreement to fester for days. Husband is silently hurting, expecting the wife to speak to him first. Same for the wife, hurting and expecting the husband to play the man. The waiting game leads from one thing to the other. If you are at this level of matrimony, please read this. You might have a reason to call your spouse and together take an oath that "OUR QUARREL WOULD NOT LAST BEYOND THAT MOMENT."

The story as told by the reverend: Husband and his wife (his church members) had a domestic disagreement one morning. The man said he was was so bitter about it, claiming his wife knew she was wrong but refused to apologise. She felt it was a non issue and the husband should overlook easily. To say "I am sorry, darling", to her husband was difficult for her. So many people are like that. So many wives take their husbands for granted tooooooooo much. We are humans o. Blood flows in our veins. Make una hear well well.

Three days on, malice reigned in the house. The husband said he must get that "I am sorry." Wife cooked, husband refused to eat. Everyday he came home with food from Tantalizer. He boycotted matrimonial bed. Husband found new friends in the children. Same with wife. By the way, the children were too small to break the ice. I've been there before. Thank God I am wiser now.

On Sunday, last Sunday, they went to church in their different cars but sat side by side during service, pretending to be jolly good husband and wife. Fraud in the house of God! Jibiti ponbele! May God forgive some husbands and wives. But after service, husband went home with the children while she waited for women's meeting. That day, Satan decided to enter the crevice they allowed in their home.

The husband was home already. When he perfunctorily checked his phone, his wife had called him thrice. He disregarded calling her back. Malice. The wife drove in some forty minutes later. He saw Usman opening the gate for her as his phone went on ringing. He checked it. It was his wife. She was in her car at the garage already. What is she calling me for?  Foolish and stubborn wife! He said and ignored her calls. The call went on for a while. He ignored it as he sat with the TV.

Thirty minutes later, she did not come in. Something told him to go and check. Is she still in the car? Yes she must be there. He called Usman, Is madam in the car? Few minutes later, Usman rushed in. Madam dey sleep inside the car o. That was when he woke up and rushed downstairs. Asthma! Could she be having her usual attack? Could she have forgotten her inhaler?

He quickly took the inhaler and rushed downstairs. When he got there, she was almost breathless. Usman and husband quickly carried her to the back seat and off, he sped like a bat out of hell, to the clinic nearby. Madam was confirmed dead!

If he had picked her call early enough, probably she could have been saved. When you leave domestic disagreement to fester for too long, it leads to greater evil. The preacher said husband is weeping mad, blaming himself...i killed my wife! Only God knows how many wives, husbands, children have died such a needless death.

Couples must cultivate one another. No matter how angry i am with my wife, I, in my office, she, in her shop, i call her at least three times during the day. I call even when i have no reason to call. All i could say is "Where are you?" "Wetin dey?" "Anything for your boyfriend?" I am not saying this to impress anybody, but because it is true.

Uncle Ebo Whyte

SIN OF PRESUMPTION

Touching Story. A cat was so faithful that the woman could leave her baby with it & go out to attend other matters. She always returned to find the child soundly asleep with the cat faithfully watching over him. One day something tragic happened. The woman as usual, left the baby in the "hands" of this faithful cat & went out shopping. When she returned, she discovered rather a nasty scene, there was a total mess. The baby's cot was dismantled; his nappies & clothes torn to shreds with blood stains all over the bedroom where she left the child & the cat. Shocked, the woman wailed as she began looking for the baby. All of a sudden, she saw the faithful cat emerging from under the bed. It was covered with blood and licking its mouth as it had just finished a delicious meal. The woman went berserk & assumed that the cat had devoured her baby. Without much thought she beat the cat with a wood to death. But as she continued searching for the"remains" of her child, she beheld another scene. Close to the bed was the baby, who although lying bare on the floor, was safe & under the bed the body of a snake torn to pieces in what must have been a fierce battle between it & the cat, which was now dead. Then reality dawned on the woman who now began to understand what took place in her absence. The cat fought to protect the baby from the ravenous snake. It was too late for her now to make amends because in her impatience and anger,she had killed the faithful cat. How often have we misjudged people & torn them to shreds with harsh words and deeds before we have had time to evaluate the situation? It is called SIN OF PRESUMPTION Presuming things our way without taking the trouble to find out exactly what the situation really is. Little patience can drastically reduce major life long mistakes. Who Are you misjudging right now. Don't think what you think others are thinking. Take time to get the whole truth. Share if you're touched and use it as a LESSON! ~#JTG

Teacher and late comer

Joke!!!!!
Teacher: why r u late?
John: my parents were fighting.
Teacher: is that a gud reason for u to be late?were u not given money for school b4 the fight?
John: sir I was given.
Teacher :then u don't hv an excuse,u will received 6 canes turn
John: sir my mother was using my shoes to beat my father so I hv to wait for her to finished ������������ men be strong! #!!!!!!