Math Questions

MATHEMATICS
PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS:
ATTEMPT ALL QNS
ALL QNS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. U have dated a gal for 2yrs, eventually
she drops u for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted  (20mks)

2. U buy knickers for ur girlfriend & another guy undresses them. Using Trigonometric identities, Derive a
general formular  for this type of love. (20mks)

3.(For gals) U sleep with men 5 times
a week.Calculate the total reaction
force on your private part Take g=9.81m/s (20mks)

4.(For Boys) U're dating around 15
girls & every gal is demanding  for a
sumsung galaxy & an ipad
a) Plot a graph
of girls against prices of phones. (15mks)
b) Use your graph to estimate ur future
poverty (5mks)

5. You are dating peoples' sisters yet
u don't want to see any guy with ur sister. Calculate The Percentage Error In
Ur Thinking Capacity.Take Pie=3.142
(20mks )

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