Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today?
Son : At School. (Robot slaps son!) Ok, I lied, I went to the movies.
Dad: Which one?
Son: Toy Story. (Robot slaps son again!). Ok, it was a porn movie.
Dad: What? When I was your age, I never watched such…. Robot slaps Dad!
Mom : Haha! After all he’s your son. (Robot slaps mom!)
Total silence!!
Sunday, 25 January 2015
Lie detector
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